RAZR Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Post your jokes here. (Any type of jokes... veg or non-veg) In hindi or english Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Die2mrw007 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 No hindi please. Forum is universal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZR Posted September 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!” The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” “No”, replied the trainee. “It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!” The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?” “No”, replied the Managing Director. “Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZR Posted September 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikShiP Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkFwUIFL8d0BUE7gIEPy6ArKGtWwSxfGNiTaP6c5_3mGC1LBWhenF-bloTqQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav619 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav619 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav619 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 A: I'm in a big trouble! B: Why is that? A: I saw a mouse in my house! B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. A: I don't have one. B: Well then, buy one. A: Can't afford one. B: I can give you mine if you want. A: That sounds good. B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap. A: I don't have any cheese. B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. A: I don't have oil. B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread. A: I don't have bread. B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikShiP Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Waste of space.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav619 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Waste of space.. why?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav619 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikShiP Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 why?? Coz its not needed.. U can post ur cjokes and all the off-topic comments in off-topic thread.. now, stop spamming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KBM Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Lawyer Joke A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?" The witness: "Yes, sir." The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?" The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches." The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?" The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav619 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Prabhakarna SriPalaWardhana Atapattu JayaSuriya LaxmanSivramKrishna ShivaVenkata RajShekhara Sriniwasana Trichipalli YekyaParampeel Parambatur ChinnaSwami MutuSwami VenuGopala Iyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZR Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav619 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EMpG2UFtII&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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